Umm…hi?
I know it’s been a while, but uh, hi.
I’m just posting to let y'all know(like 3 of you) who still care that I’m alive. Also I made a new Twitter account. @ ZMB_GRL if you’re interested. You’ll find me there. And memes. Lots of memes.
I work in such a trashy store in a bad neighborhood. A couple returned the morning after pill so they could buy vodka.
OMG MY BOYFRIEND JUST FOUND OUT PICKLES ARE CUCUMBERS AND HE’S IN SO MUCH DENIAL. HE’S CALLING IT FAKE NEWS. OMG HE WON’T ACCEPT IT AS FACT
I’m sorry, but did I hear that there are two Sentai trademarks? One for a cop team and one for a thief team?
I’m down for double the sentai.

@queerpyracyBhahahaha
“IT IS THE DAYTIME, HECTOR. THE DAY. WHEN I SLEEp. WHAT THE FUCK.”
“You had the power to bring people back to life and you never told UNIT. Why?”
The next time someone tries to argue with you about “disrespecting the flag/troops by kneeling” show them this.