MyMusic: A list of things that happened and how I reacted to them

AAAAAHHHHHH MY FAVORITE WEBSHOW IS BACK
HI INDIE IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOUR DUMB HIPSTER FACE AGAIN
Also they apparently had some adventures over the summer, like Coachella and going to Hawaii…but getting into a plane crash before they got to Hawaii.
But how did they get off the island?!

At least they got footage of it right?
Oh wait they do
WAIT INDIE NO DON’T PUT IT ON THE CYLINDRICAL HARDDRIVE BECAUSE RE-
Yeah you should’ve saw that coming.
So now you have a blog and you’re gonna start a podcast, that’s pretty awesome. Can’t wait to hear that podcast.
I’m digging the new look of the office. It’s also next to Mainstream Deliveries so they’ll never miss any of their packages.
I bet Chip hates it though.
“MyMusic is back and more Culkin than ever!”
Oh how I missed the opening theme song.
And now it has some more stuff around the cast members that’s pretty awesome.
IDOL YOU ARE BACK YAY
INTERN 2, SCENE NICE TO SEE YOU GUYS(I’m aware Intern 2 was Indie’s foot rest earlier, but right now is the proper re-introduction if that makes sense.)
Good to know you still have that flow chart fetish Intern 2, but let’s move on before it gets to weird, right Idol?
Oh they’re making video podcasts, fancy. Now I’m even more excited about those.
HIP HOP OH IT’S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AND YOUR DESK HAS DRAGONS AND KNIGHTS AND A BUNCH OF NERDY STUFF ON IT I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE BACK OH MY GOD I MISSED YOU THE MOST YOU’RE MY FAVORITE
Oh my god you’re quoting Wolverine baaaahhhhh Hip Hop never hide who you really are ever again.
Yay for Idol accepting who Hip Hop really is, it makes me happy!
Wait…
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE FINEBROS AND I HAVE NO COMPLAINTS ABOUT IT
METAL HELLO WELCOME BACK GOOD TO-
Wait, say what?! You work from a closet now?!
Dude are really going through this again? We just covered this last season why do we need to go through the whole workspace thing again?
At least home life is good…oh.
Clearly you’re not happy there either which…I’m still trying to figure out how I feel about that.
BUT NO TINA NO AVOCADOS. NOT WHEN YOU’RE STILL PREGNANT.
No Metal, that Guy Fieri joke wasn’t funny. Stop it.
Idol’s Desk! It’s super cute!
Unfortunately, it’s next to Techno and Dubstep’s office.
Speaking of T n’ D, HELLO MY WONDERFUL RAVERS IT’S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I’VE LAST SEEN YOU
Oh, so you’ve been booking guests?
Oh…maybe a few guests then?
Oh so no guests then?
That’s cool, just keep dancing your hearts out you two and stay plur!
“Howdy y'all!”
“AAAAAHHHH IT’S HANNAH MONTANA! BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIIIIIIIIAAAAARRRRRREEEEEE!”
Well that’s one way to introduce a new character.
And now Idol is singing Best of Both Worlds. Great.
Hey new girl is joining in. And by new girl, I mean Country. She is obviously Country.
Cue obnoxious screaming.
Oh but her name is Carrie! Nice to meet you Carrie, I’m glad we don’t have to hunt your name down like we had to with everyone else.
Oh it’s Idol’s cousin.
Oh they’re identical cousins?
And we’ll never get sick of them?
Sure, we’ll see about that.
Oh apparently Country has been looking for them since last season, but since their previous office burnt down all she found was ashes and a charred homeless man.
Me too, Intern 2, me too.
Especially since I recall a tweet from Techno about a charred homeless man.
And her tweet about how interesting a dead body looks.
But I’m sure that’s not relevant to anything. Moving on!
“You’re a hard girl to find!”
“Oh that’s by design I’m an INSANE workaholic now. I think I actually may have a problem that is evident by my nervous hand gestures and singing to deflect attention from it.”
Oh my god Idol are you okay?
I don’t think you’re okay.
Oh man, Country is gonna work for them for free?
“But only idiots do that!”
So now Country works at MyMusic! Yaaay!
“Now I’m sad.”
“But I don’t know why.”
Me too, Intern 2, me too.
Because Idol are you seriously okay? You don’t sound okay.